1) The GQ Face |
2) 1,000 Yd. Stare |
3) The Fake Smile |
 @ Blob |
Has anyone else noticed that this guy is brimming with priceless facial expressions? While I’m not entirely ready to call any of these the next Manning Face, who knows what is going to happen over the course of his career with the New York Jets and beyond?
#3 The Fake Smile
 This really is the quintessential Mark Sanchez Face as far as I’m concerned: the one that says “Listen, go fuck yourself”. Also known as The Shit-Eating Grin. |
#2 The 1,000-Yard Stare
 While ultimately a serious phrase dating back to World Wars I & II to describe shell-shocked soldiers in combat, the term 1,000-Yd. Stare has also come to describe Coaches & Athletes who could only possibly be thinking, “Oh my god, did he really just fucking do that?” |
#1 The GQ Face
 So dreamy. |
Your Thoughts?
SPF said,
August 27, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
I don’t know how I feel about this.. The Jets SUCK!
Maybe you should have included some of his faces from this past preseason game against the Ravens.
I’m sad that I can no longer refer to the Jets head coach as Mangina since Rex Ryan doesn’t really rhyme as much. Any ideas?