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Top 3 Most Delicious Pies

August 26, 2009 · Filed under Food

1) Pumpkin

2) Apple

3) Chocolate Cream

@ SPF

In my own desperate attempt to support The Daily Top 3 and keep it going, I’m submitting a list of my own. It’s short but sweet.

#3 Chocolate Cream Pie

OK, when I was looking for pictures, I saw a lot of pies with chocolate crust. I don’t agree with this. A nice plain crust will do it just fine with the chocolate cream. Come on, people. Let’s not over do it. On a side note, I’d like some of these please.

#2 Apple Pie

This is the only pie where a side of ice cream doesn’t cause a sweet overload. Ahh, the sweet & sour goodness.

#1 Pumpkin Pie

Is there really a pie that is better than this? Whipped cream is a bonus, but not necessary. Who the hell wants to wait around for Thanksgiving? This should be a year-round pie. ‘Nuff said. Oh, and there’s always this.

So there’s my list. Those of you that spouted off your Top 3 list ideas, SUBMIT THEM! Let’s give Blob a few days to realize what he’s doing.

Oh, and if you love pie so much, why don’t you just wash yourself with a slice?

Fucking WEIRD.

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Top 3 Reasons I Can’t Do This Shit Anymore

August 25, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized

1) Football Season

2) Real Life

3) No Ideas

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#3 I Have No Ideas

As time has gone by I have grown to realize just how hard it is to come up with an entertaining idea and materialize it on a daily basis. For example, today I was going to do the Top 3 Non-Chocolate Candies but then I thought to myself, “This is retarded”. In this area, I admit defeat.

#2 Real Life Has Gotten In The Way

It’s hard enough trying to commit to things like relationships, work, errands, and learning a new language, so it’s been very difficult for me to commit to another daily obligation. But really, I just need more time for:

#1 Football Season

Hey, being a fantasy football junkie is hard work.. Don’t kid yourself. On top of needing to allot at least 12-15 hours of game-viewing time per week for pure enjoyment, the constant news updates that are required to dominate your league could easily account for a 2nd full-time job. Don’t judge me! I’m a sick man!

But thanks for all the support and input, everyone. I’m not saying The Daily Top 3 is dead forever, but I’ll tell you what: it’s dead for now.

Peace.

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Top 3 Mark Sanchez Faces

August 24, 2009 · Filed under People, Sports

1) The GQ Face

2) 1,000 Yd. Stare

3) The Fake Smile

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Has anyone else noticed that this guy is brimming with priceless facial expressions? While I’m not entirely ready to call any of these the next Manning Face, who knows what is going to happen over the course of his career with the New York Jets and beyond?

#3 The Fake Smile

This really is the quintessential Mark Sanchez Face as far as I’m concerned: the one that says “Listen, go fuck yourself”. Also known as The Shit-Eating Grin.

#2 The 1,000-Yard Stare

While ultimately a serious phrase dating back to World Wars I & II to describe shell-shocked soldiers in combat, the term 1,000-Yd. Stare has also come to describe Coaches & Athletes who could only possibly be thinking, “Oh my god, did he really just fucking do that?”

#1 The GQ Face

So dreamy.

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Top 3 Cutest Things I Found on CuteOverload.com Today

August 21, 2009 · Filed under Animals

1) Turtle Eating Mashed Potes

2) Orangutan & Dog Swimming

3) Dog Eating Toilet Paper

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#3 Dog Making a Mess with Toilet Paper

Ahhh, the dog making a mess with toilet paper in the bathroom. Never gets old.

#2 Orangutan & Dog Swimming

I love it when different species of animals chill together.

#1 Turtle Eating Mashed Potatoes

My heart of hearts just melted.

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Top 3 Asshole NFL Wideouts

August 20, 2009 · Filed under Sports

1) Plaxico Burress

2) Steve Smith

3) Brandon Marshall

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#3 Brandon Marshall

The NFL, to me, has the 2nd largest concentration of thug athletes representing their league right now (it is unlikely that the NBA will ever be surpassed in this category), and Brandon Marshall has clearly been waving that flag for the past 3 years.

In that time, deputies in Douglas County have fielded “about 11″ calls regarding domestic abuse at Marshall‘s home, he has been arrested for DUI, and appears to have had some involvement in the altercation that lead to the fatal shooting of teammate Darrent Williams a couple of years ago. On top of that, it’s hard to ignore the beef that he has with the Broncos all of a sudden.. If there’s one thing I can’t stand about pro athletes, it’s the fact that so many of them refuse to honor their contracts. Listen; I would never wish injury upon an athlete. But I don’t think I’d mind seeing this guy slip on a McDonalds bag and crash through a television, either.. Unless it’s already happened or something.

#2 Steve Smith

Alright, maybe Steve Smith doesn’t exactly deserve the #2 spot here because he doesn’t really have a rap sheet or a terrible image, so this one is definitely more about having a personal distaste for the guy. I mean, he punched his own teammate in the face! During practice! And did anyone see him kick his helmet and throw a hissy fit after he hurt his shoulder in training camp? “YOU CAN WATCH IT ON REPLAY, NFL NETWORK”. Sorry, Steve. You are a total douchebag. (I would never, ever say that to your face though.)

#1 Plaxico Burress

Obviously, Little Ol’ Plaxy here is the reason we’re doing this list today so I guess I don’t have to elaborate much on him (ESPN has that covered!) I’ll just say that I really don’t feel bad for the guy.. And for me, that’s a sure way of knowing he’s a huge asshole.

Hmmm.. You know what? Maybe Brandon Marshall should be #1 after all.

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Top 3 Cookie Flavors

August 19, 2009 · Filed under Food

1) M & M Choc. Chip Cookies

2) Rudolph X-mas Cookies

3) Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

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#3 Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Raisins are good. Love the crunch factor when these are done well.

#2 Rudolph X-Mas Cookies

Aren’t these just the cutest things?! Pretzel and Chocolate really are a dreamy combo in the World of Food. The Red Hot Tomale in the center? Don’t so much know about that.. But I will forever have a place in my heart for these regardless. Thanks, Grandma!

#1 M & M Chocolate Chip Cookies

My mouth immediately started watering after finding the above picture in particular.. Because not only are these the most delicious dessert cookies in the history of The World, but those pictured above are just picturesque. Visually stunning. Even Keebler can’t screw these up.

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